Forgotten Your Acquaintance

Dear sir,
What's your name?
I've seen you each day...
Why are you here?
Your amusement gains you no laughter
Can you tell me
Who...
Today is such a beautiful day
Such a blessing to enjoy
With a spritz of...
With a spritz of...
Okay let get it together
Damn, I got to go to the bathroom
Oh, God I've pissed my pants!
Hello, I'm, I'm, I'm okay
Yes, I am...
I'm about to...
It's been so crazy today...
For the first time I heard a bird chirping
Plus, I saw someone new today
Not sure, where...
Right before this thing made a sound
Who am I talking too?
I'm not married
I'm too young to be...
Wait 'til I tell my parents
They what?
No...no...no!
You lie!
My mom baked me a pie yesterday
And tucked me into bed...
Let me call you back
I need to finish getting dress
Nothings wrong...
Why you asking me that?
Bye!  And hello what's your name?
Damn, it happened again
It's just my reflection in the mirror....